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We Don't Understand A Word (Bungalow Translation Game)

He might be Scouser with a heavy Mersey twang
Or maybe she's a Londoner with Cockney rhyming slang
No matter what the region, the rules are still the same,
Use your basic intellect to cut through local dialect
We want to tour the nation with the Bungalow Translation Game

We're going on a trip from Lands End to John o' Groats
For tacky souvenirs and local anecdotes
But Dom's lost the map so we need to ask directions
But we're struggling to understand the regional inflections.

Eee by gum, Blimey Guvnor Sling yer hook,
Och aye the noo, Top o' the morning, Wy Aye, Hey up duck
Vernon Kaye, Mike Reed and Thora Hird
Kenny Dalgleish, Jimmy Nail and Umpire Dickie Bird
Your lips may be moving and your diction is improving
But we don't understand a word.

They might be from Devon with a voice like clotted cream
Or a Scotsman with a brogue that only comes from Aberdeen
No matter where you are or from where you came
Use your basic intellect to cut through local dialect
We're out on location with the Bungalow Translation Game

We've done two hundred miles but we don't seem any nearer
I wish that local yokel had spoken slightly clearer
We're heading for the midlands but the atmosphere is solemn
I'm sure we shouldn't be able to see Nelson's Column.

Eee by gum, Blimey Guvnor Sling yer hook,
Och aye the noo, Top o' the morning, Wy Aye, Hey up duck
Vernon Kaye, Mike Reed and Thora Hird
Kenny Dalgleish, Jimmy Nail and Umpire Dickie Bird
Your lips may be moving and your diction is improving
But we don't understand a word.
We don't understand, We don't understand a word.

Ten days and nights and we're lost without a clue
We haven't slept a wink and we need a poopy woo.
We've asked for directions to the nearest WC
But the lady said "round these parts, we go behind a tree"

Eee by gum, Blimey Guvnor Sling yer hook,
Och aye the noo, Top o' the morning, Wy Aye, Hey up duck
Vernon Kaye, Mike Reed and Thora Hird
Kenny Dalgleish, Jimmy Nail and Umpire Dickie Bird
Your lips may be moving and your diction is improving
But we don't understand a word.
We don't understand, We don't understand, We don't understand a word.
We don't understand, We don't understand, We don't understand a word.



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