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Bungalow Head Household Appliances

Hello Dick and Dom, is the housework getting you down.
Well, have a look at these.

A range of devices, to help you spring clean
With effortless ease, they'll make your home gleam
A man-made-miracle of modern sciences
The Bungalow Head Household Appliances

Now boys, sit down - and stop fidgeting.
This is Frank, he's going to demonstrating a few gadgets to help you keep on top of that tiresome housework.
"Hey up lads"
Yes, well Frank's from the north, but don't let that put you off, he really does know what's what in the world of hygiene.

Now take a look at this, the patent 'vac-u-vomit ',
you'll ne'er see nowt like this down at your local Comet.
It's a highly specialised tool, now concentrate and look,
attach t'special nozzle and say au revoir to puke

A range of devices, to help you spring clean
With effortless ease, they'll make your home gleam
A man-made-miracle of modern sciences
The Bungalow Head Household Appliances

Here's a handy twin pack when you've had a poopy woo
Firstly get the 'Turtle's Head' and stick it down the loo,
And if you want to freshen up the atmosphere as well,
'Moose burp' says auf wiedersien to naughty smells.

A range of devices, to help you spring clean
With effortless ease, they'll make your home gleam
A man-made-miracle of modern sciences
The Bungalow Head Household Appliances

OK, switch it on. Hang on I've got my thumb stuck
Switch it off again - quickly. Never mind that, switch it off
Oooooo......Owwww ............Don't worry, I'm OK.

Now let's turn our attention to every little woman's wishes,
A gadget that says toodle-pip to piles of dirty dishes,
Now careful with this lads, it cost a bloomin' packet
It's the prototype version of the 'Pot-smash-o-matic'

A range of devices, to help you spring clean
With effortless ease, they'll make your home gleam
A man-made-miracle of modern sciences
The Bungalow Head Household Appliances
A range of devices, to help you spring clean
With effortless ease, they'll make your home gleam
A man-made-miracle of modern sciences
The Bungalow Head Household Appliances



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