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© 2002-2006 BBC

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Bungalow Battle Bots

You need a concept, raw materials, for the ultimate fighting contraption.
You gotta build it, you gotta name it and then you send it in to action.
Bungalow Bungalow Bungalow Bungalow
The Bungalow Battle Bots.

It is the far off distant future, the year 2005
Dark forces they are gathering, will the human race survive,
We need to build some Battle Bots, to fight this evil force
As fast as a speeding ox and as strong as mighty horse

Battle Bots Battle Bots, Battle Battle Battle Bots,
Completely hard as nails but construction is unorthodox.
Bungalow Bungalow Bungalow Battle Bots,
Built from shuttlecocks, turboprops and flowerpots.
Bungalow Bungalow Bungalow Bungalow
The Bungalow Battle Bots

The mighty task had begun, the work went on all night
Hammering, cutting and gluing, making machines with awesome might.
Mars, the mighty bringer of war, will stand and gaze in awe
At its nuclear heart and cyborg brain, prepare to unleash the hurricane.

Battle Bots Battle Bots, Battle Battle Battle Bots,
Completely hard as nails but construction is unorthodox.
Bungalow Bungalow Bungalow Battle Bots,
Built from Shuttlecocks, turboprops and flowerpots.
Bungalow Bungalow Bungalow Bungalow
The Bungalow Battle Bots

And just look at these two robotitans go, as Eggboxatron knocks Powerflux Recasadroid around as if he were a floppy dolly in a wobbly jelly room. Created by Bungalow Heads from bric-a-brac these jolly jerky paranoid androids slapping each other about like stupid. Snot Doctor in with a left hook from that pretty useful Spatula but Colonel Jambag retaliates with a punch up the conk from his sink plunger. Surely one of these Battle Bots has got to short circuit soon. Bog Roll Soldier has been Rammed and Rommed by this evil cyborg meddler they call Mr Poo.

Battle Bots Battle Bots, Battle Battle Battle Bots,
Completely hard as nails but construction is unorthodox.
Bungalow Bungalow Bungalow Battle Bots,
Built from shuttlecocks, turboprops and flowerpots.
Bungalow Bungalow Bungalow Bungalow
The Bungalow Battle Bots

The ancient legend foretold of this, of evil banished into the abyss
The Bungalow Battle Bots reign supreme, an awesome indestructible doomsday machine
But in this hour of triumph dawning, take good heed of a sombre warning,
Decommission your Battle Bot army in case it turns evil and totally barmy

Battle Bots Battle Bots, Battle Battle Battle Bots,
Completely hard as nails but construction is unorthodox.
Bungalow Bungalow Bungalow Battle Bots,
Built from Shuttlecocks, turboprops and flowerpots.
Battle Bots Battle Bots, Battle Battle Battle Bots,
Quite good looking in a way that is unorthodox.
Bungalow Bungalow Bungalow Battle Bots,
Built from bottle tops, pepper pots and woollen socks.
Bungalow Bungalow Bungalow Bungalow
Bungalow Bungalow Bungalow Bungalow
Bungalow Bungalow Bungalow Bungalow
The Bungalow Battle Bots



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