Dick And Domtionary
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Meaning: someone with a door handle for a head
As in: My goodness, what an enchanting fligagig
Meaning: a bubble that comes out of your back
As in: RADIO ONE's a groove house where cool dudes
hang out and play nice pop music records. And remember, soon coming
to RADIO ONE, The Mugelbub Show!
As in: My nan's not left the house for weeks, but
why? She's needed in yolgee.
Meaning: a very sour sweat that makes your head
explode so you've got a manky head for seventeen days
As in: At Prince Nazeen's birthday celebrations
the fun just kept on coming. Naz had cakes, balloons and then suddenly
he ate a sugaduga, resulting in his head exploding and going manky
for seventeen days.
Meaning: when you go to the toilet in a posh house
As in: When TV's David Jason went to the Buckingham
Palace to pick up his award, he thought "Hmm, I might just
have myself a nice pooington."
Meaning: a drink sold only on Mars that makes bogies
go purple and 100 times bigger
As in: In the year 1172 Robin Hood robbed the rich
to give to the poor, unfortunately he once robbed a glass of bopalopaflywizzzipeededoobotfizzzzzz
which put him off the whole idea.
Word: chimmy miny:
Meaning: someone who eats their dinner out of a
As in: The popular R&B singer Graig David is
no fun to have round your house. Don't let him into your toilet
with a microwave ready meal because he's a bit of
a chimmy miny.
Meaning: a dirty bed
As in: In the Roman Empire, Emperor Greg was renouned
for his Rampelschnifskin.
Word: flabba flabba hula flabba:
Meaning: a little black and white cartoon man that
comes from Mars, goes to China on his bicycle and juggles rabbits
As in: When visiting China remember they drive
on the other side of the road, speak a different language and have
an abundance of flabba flabba hula flabbas. Lucky old China.
Words that didn't quite make it to the Dick And Domtionary:
> Sticky licky choco picky bubble marcene men:
men that are martians are made from bubble and chocolate, they're
very sticky and they love to be very licky and they're also very
> Fliggyflump: a very special trump that only
girls can do that smells of fairy cakes and flowers.
> M-Malien smackey: female gorilla, and when
any of the men come near her... whatever they say to her... she
> Snum: when you sneeze out of your bum
> Scabalaba: it's a scab, and it's alaba
> Big-a-bigaboy: a girl that slept inside a
> Ka poom: if you're ill, and your mum doesn't
know how to spell diarrhea, they could say that your child was off
at sickness and ka poom
> Coo coo laa: when you're a bit crazy
> Loosteste: someone who gets lost on the way
to the toilet.
> Bogank: A Bogie-bank, a place for keeping
> Dorry Dompy: it means anything you want it
> Bobble gom: chewing gum that a monkey eats
> Goobum: when you eat to many fairycakes you
get a goobum
> Daaaaak: stupid
> Colidousy: a new species of cauliflower
> Zizploppoodle: a donkey with two heads
> Dokdim: Dick and Dom in a washing machine
> Gaba laba shaba ding dong: a dog that comes
in the form of chocolate
> Inkle Finkle Dinkle Doo: no one
> Bumchica fungus: fungus growing on your bum
> Shemonkabang: a sea monkey that goes bang
> Mopo doo pig dee: a pig that polishes a dog
> Shomocomocom: a body lotion that they sell
on Jupiter that makes your ears grow big
> Drible dog: the French version to a hotdog,
but it's massive
> Snazytrapket: z trampoline in your dad's bedroom
and you can only jump on it once
> Sticky stop ploppy: a sticky ploppy lollipop
> Botty burpathon: a long distance wind breaker
> Flobber hob nobs: biscuits that fly
> Bakerloo: a baker's personal toilet