Cat's Britain - Wetwang
Wetwang! What is a wang, and why is it wet? I went
there to find out, just for you! Waaaang!
I picked up a copy of the Wetwang Tattler to find out what was happening
in Wetwang. Not much. But then again, I couldn't read it. Onwards
Wetwang is a hive of activity and I found the nerve centre of it
all, Wetwang community hall! And guess what, it was bingo day and
I was asked to host the game!
Let's bingo-go-go. Two and six, seventy-one. Clickety-click, fifty-eight.
Two vicars in a lift, sixty-seven.
Then... I fell in love with a beautiful lady...
Sadly it couldn't last.
It was an an emotional roller coaster ride in Wetwang.