Cat's Britain - Cleethorpes
Yes, I've been to Cleethorpes. They had this brilliant
welcome sing, although
it did look a bit like it was done by a three-year-old on a personal
computer! I knew I was going to love the place!
Aren't birds brilliant. They had some lovely seaguls in Cleethorpes.
I would've liked to eat them - I mean, meet them. Birds are just
great fun, they're so special. But they're even more special with
their feathers plucked of and with gravy on their head.
I had 50p on me so I decided to unwind on a virtual reality steam
It was great fun! Driving along, thinking about the by-gone age,
the age of steam.
I was getting hungry, but everything was shut! There was a flashing
tunnel tunnel though, leading to one place that wasn't shut, a state-of-the-art
modern discoteque on stilts!
I went in, for dancing and for fizzy drinks, and a bit of old-fashioned
What a bobby-dazzler of a time I had in Cleethorpes!