Cat's Britain - Chatteris
Chatteris! They had a church, an M, a P, a WC, a cup
of tea, fork spoon (no knives) and a bed! Whoo, and that was just
their welcome sign!
I saw an incredible street toothbrush. You had to see the action
on the revolving brushes. Clean clean clean, taht's the way they
like the streets in Chatteris.
I came past a house where the people had decided not to waste money
on expensive curtains, they simply used cheap paint-on curtains.
Inpractical, but a curtain revolution non the less.
I also conducted the world's first television interview with a car.
It didn't work though.
After me interview with a car I went car crazy in Chattris. I spoke
to a local car dealer and he sold me a car for 300 quid, which is
quite reasonable. Very reasonable in fact for the tat he sold me.
To entertain the locals, I booked myself on stage in Chatteris'
entertainment hot-spot. I was good, the audience wasn't.
Here are my three favourite words that you can find in the word
1) CAT, that's me!
2) Add an H and you get CHAT, which is what I like to do!
3) Take away the CHAT and you've got ERIS. Oh, that's not a word.
Oh well, onwards and upwards.
I had a wonderful day in Chatteris. It was truly speckle-tickle-tacular!